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Not testicle you pervs, Listicle.
A combination of a list and an article, wha-la: listicle! They are all the rage right now, everyone’s doing one; apparently a large faction of you are also doing something called a Fire Challenge too so it’s obvious that while everyone’s doing it, it may not be the best idea. What the heck! Seems like a listicle is less harmful than a fire challenge. So here’s mine.
I saw a listicle on how to win a girl’s heart, it was lame.
I’m an old snarky hag I guess and not a girl, here’s what I would want.
12 Moves To Win Her Heart
1. Someone to dance with her.
Slow dance, shake-your-booty dance, swing dance, all night long dance.
2. Ask questions about her deepest thoughts and really want to know the answers.
Like wise, I want your dirty…
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